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killertoons · 1 year ago

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Y'all why can't I just have it MAGICALLY APPEAR...why is this man so Hard to DRAW...

I just wanna hold my catapillar husbands hand...maybe give a smooch. IS THAT TO MUCH TO ASK?!

Gotta do everything myself out here 😑

#art graveyard #artist of tumblr #welcome home puppet show #welcome home arg #welcome home #welcome home howdy #howdy pillar #this fuckin tall ass bug mans doing me in #cant FIGURE OUT HIS FACE #everytime I try to draw him he looks like a veggie tales character #also WHERE ARE MY FICS I NEED A DECENT FIC WHERE I CAN SMOOCH THIS MAN CMON #i promise its just a smooch.#hes got aoany hands to hold and I DONT GET TO HOLD ANY???#a crime i say

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lovesick-psychopath · 2 years ago

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I really wanna draw fanart of the Nikolai vs Dazai poll with the steel chair meme but I left my drawing tablet at home and I'm devastated

#a crime I say #BSD #Bungou Stray Dogs #My Post #Wow I'm really talkative on here today ajskdhshkf #BSD Nikolai #BSD Dazai #Bungou Stray Memes

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margindoodles2407 · 1 year ago

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*GASP* I HAVE NEVER DRAWN THE COLORS

THIS IS A CRIME THAT MUST BE REMEDIED IMMEDIATELY

#the legend of zelda #tloz #four swords #fs #a CRIME i say

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potionpeddlerpatchy · 1 year ago

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@crowned-peony that photo you sent me should be ILLEGAL

#it is a CRIME for him to be that good looking!#A CRIME I SAY

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theinfinitedivides · 2 years ago

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is this a Brahmastra!Mohan look a Raees look or a headed to university!Ram Prasad look. pls let me know

#film: pathaan #local gay watches Pathaan (and loses their sh*t while doing so).txt #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #personally i'm leaning towards Brahmastra bc of the sparseness of the beard #but also i snapped this in the nick of time. someone walks by and obliterates my shot of him in these glasses #these sexy little frames #a crime i say

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socksandbuttons · 2 years ago

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Anyway dont think my like indifference and dislike for some of the romance characters in rf5 mean i dont like the game

The game is actully fun and the soundtrack for the dungeons Mwah nice beautiful good

Love my farming rpg monster fighter game

#i wouldnt have search for months trying to get my hands on a physical copy if i want already aware of the love interests lol #wondering where i even am in this story tho #am i far in the plot??? assumingly???#i wont look it uo cause i googled if the warden was marriable the moment i saw him #at least farming instruactions online are better to look at #making a list of what everyone likes so i dont need to google this stuff #like i did with rf4 #i miss my insomniac bulter wife #why cant i marry elsje????#a crime i say

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adriles · 8 months ago

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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

#book 24 #the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this #greatest hits #all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way #and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs #a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls #not exactly war crimes but Ok #sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys #can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird….#if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head #please be normal #will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny

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skyberia · 1 year ago

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workarounds to having a vampire as your partner in crime

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #néphos #bg3 tav #doodles #néphos used to do crimes for profit pre-game so i like to think that post-game they recruit astarion into it #dnd rules say ''can't enter a residence without an invitation from one of the occupants''#technically. if you squint. someone who's inside the building is an occupant. Break-ins for murder may continue

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago

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These clown animatronics in FNAF wild as hell..

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sixofclovers · 3 months ago

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tecna this one goes out to you specifically

#soc art #winx club #artists on tumblr #aisha #tecna #musa #stella #flora #bloom #but like masc #butch #not feminine idk you get it #dare i say a crime ? of how she and musa especially turned super feminine ?#like the weird girl at the end of the breakfast club it feels offensive #only done two illustrations this year and theyre both girl gangs

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watchingwisteria · 1 year ago

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listen there really was just something about how in the book, snow’s 3-page descent from hesitant lover boy to deluded mfer happens entirely in his mind. lucy gray gives him no indication whatsoever that she suspects him, that she’s going to leave or betray him. he’s just sitting quietly in the cabin waiting for her to return when that seed of calculated suspicion, which he has needed to survive the capitol, takes a hold of him and chokes the life out of any goodness left inside him. it really drives home your terror as a reader that “oh my god did he kill her? did she escape? what happened to her? why would he even think that?” in a way that when the movie had to adjust for visualization it lost some of that holy shit this guy has lost it emphasis.

#seeing some discourse and im not saying lucy grey didnt know #im saying she never dropped the kind of hints that she knew like she did in the movie #or if she did snow isnt worried about them until he very suddenly is consumed by them #snow is not concerned about whether or not she believed him. of course she did! hes snow!#but then shes gone…. for a while……#and its the sudden immediate drastic unravelling that comes across so clearly in the book #that i knew wouldn’t translate to screen yet still cant help but miss #the hunger games #coriolanus snow #tbosas #lucy gray baird #not a crime or anything just a note that i cannot stop thinking about #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #this is all from memory of reading it quite a while ago. so maybe 3 pages is an exaggeration #but i remember it happening VERY quickly and without much external cause #like we as the reader have no indication as to whether shes nearby or not.#snow has no idea either. he just SUSPECTS. and his suspicion breeds the hatred that has been bubbling inside him all this time #he hates how she undoes him. he hates that he WOULD run away with her if shed let him keep his secrets #and he HATES more than anything that she makes him WANT to tell his secrets #he wants to be vulnerable and reveal the ugly nasty parts about himself and still be loved #but he does not let himself and it is everyone’s downfall #he chooses cruelty bc it is easy and familiar and makes him feel more powerful than the vulnerable give and take that real love requires

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stars-obsession-pit · 2 months ago

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The sound of John Constantine’s incredulous voice entered the meeting room before his body did. “Fight an Infinite Realms ghost? Are you insane?! Do you want to get us killed?”

Zatanna spun and almost snarled at him. “What would you have us do then, Constantine? Maybe you’re okay with sacrificing people sometimes, but we’re the heroes. We can’t just let it keep wreaking havoc. There’s no reported deaths yet, but we don’t know how long that’ll last.”

He leaned against the wall nonchalantly and lit a cigarette. “Well, what’s it yelling about?”

“What?”

He took a long drag before continuing. “Realms ghosts– they’re basically immune to our magic, but they’re easy marks if you know how to deal with ‘em. They all have some sort of Obsession. Just work with that and they’re remarkably simple to manipulate.” His voice turned to a grumble, “Doesn’t mean they can’t be a huge pain in the fucking ass sometimes though.”

Tapping some ash off his cigarette, he looked straight back into the room again. “So… what’re they yelling about?”

#John’s a conman who often deals with entities stronger than himself #i feel like DP ghosts (who in fanon have inherent Obsessions) could easily follow that trend #even if they’re hella dangerous otherwise. that obsession is something John can exploit #dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp #dcxdp #danny phantom x dc #danny phantom x dc crossover #dpxdc john constantine #i debated including what the ghost was actually yeling about (probably the GIW’s crimes) but i decided to leave it open ended instead #if it was the GIW mentioned i’d probably have Constantine let out a curse in response and start to set up some sort of summoning ritual #…i gues i kinda ruined the open-endedness by saying that now though

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campingpoorly · 1 year ago

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Hi HR, I'd like to make a complaint

the office candy got replaced with mints and this violates my rights

#screaming crying throwing up #a crime i say #osha violation

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thetimelordbatgirl · 7 months ago

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